the-average-gatsby:

imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers

so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off

anal-on-first-date:

This show man

adiplace:

arirainunite:

danstrudel:

nomorecops:

ranchdepressing:



if that mouse had pants he would shit them




the cat LUNGES at him and then just lovingly boops him omg
I am dying



Wild domesticated shit

Next time on, “I shouldn’t be alive”

Aw

"Hey bitch, hey hey" *poke* *slap* "muah, you’re cute"

adiplace:

arirainunite:

danstrudel:

nomorecops:

ranchdepressing:

if that mouse had pants he would shit them
the cat LUNGES at him and then just lovingly boops him omg
I am dying

Wild domesticated shit

Next time on, “I shouldn’t be alive”

Aw

"Hey bitch, hey hey" *poke* *slap* "muah, you’re cute"

eightlimbedpanda:

jdr3ad:

moniquill:

thingsstingshouldsing:

snake

Such fierce. Very battle. Snake: I SHALL VANQUISH THEE, VAST FURRY SNAKE!Cat: wtf are you even doing, tiny tube monster?

OMG ITS SO CUTE I CAN’T

That cat just does not give a fuck.

eightlimbedpanda:

jdr3ad:

moniquill:

thingsstingshouldsing:

snake

Such fierce. Very battle.

Snake: I SHALL VANQUISH THEE, VAST FURRY SNAKE!
Cat: wtf are you even doing, tiny tube monster?

OMG ITS SO CUTE I CAN’T

That cat just does not give a fuck.

tiasiandaly:

diinkle-berg:

me at the end of the school year.

i want this gif on my grave stone.

tiasiandaly:

diinkle-berg:

me at the end of the school year.

i want this gif on my grave stone.

georgetakei:

For the younger parents out there to read to their kids. http://ift.tt/1qBfe97

georgetakei:

For the younger parents out there to read to their kids. http://ift.tt/1qBfe97

heicho-u:

my entire life is me dropping things and whispering ‘fuck’

augustussinfinity:

bead-bead:

callmevictorious:

hematopoieticdoll:

novaless:

aurora-jane:

beccabae:

backyardskills:

im-gothamsreckoning:

dragyourkeyboardtoagunfight:

oliveswind:

Ylvis, educating people about the female reproductive system.  these guys will be the death of me. [x]

wat

wtf

i died at the pH value

omfg

I just learnt more about the vagina in like 10 seconds than I have ever learnt in my entire life

well

Debating whether or not I should share this with my anatomy and physiology professor.

WATCH THE VIDEO. IT GETS BETTER

OH THANK YOU FOR BRINGING THIS MAGNIFICENCE INTO MY LIFE

I’M ACTUALLY DYING OMG THIS IS BRILLIANT

howibloggedyourmother:

this is the greatest blooper 

ohhbayyby:

sickest-symptoms:

extraordinarymarielle:

jeffreydahmers-cookbook:

Aaron Paul: confused by fashion

the greatest post in internet history

"the fuck is this?? the fuck is that??"

Yo like I thought we were gonna see some vaginas

Me when I see fashion